guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

(via itssfuckingjoanna)

(via liindaq)

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via witchof-thewaste)

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

(via looow-tus)


What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

(Source: spaceexp, via hoplite-operator)

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

(via louiseinwonderland)

"I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence."

— Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)

(Source: tvshows-who-knows, via s0lipsiism)


WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS

WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS

(Source: zenigata, via wangjaniim)

(via nanseawin)

lostofsanity:

bllanke:

most beautiful thing i have ever read.

i”d reblog this over and over and over, because it’s my most favorite thing

lostofsanity:

bllanke:

most beautiful thing i have ever read.

i”d reblog this over and over and over, because it’s my most favorite thing

(Source: abiotical, via nanseawin)